About Me' Status Updates

'About Me' Status Updates:

• It's all about ***ME*** deal with it!
• I don't care what you think about me. I NEVER THINK ABOUT YOU.
• Me & you... We could make the world jealous.
• Life is too short. So why don't you love me before we run out of time!
• I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe!
• Everything I'm not makes me everything I am.
• I am more - Without you.
• What can i say? I'm just different.
• I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
• I always keep my standards and my heels high.
• I haven't met Mr Right yet. But I have met Mr Fake, Mr Player & Mr Loser. My middle finger loves them all!
• Heard you're a player. Nice to meet you. I'm the coach.
• I'm in love with my dreams, married to success and having an affair with life ;)
• Even though I'm a clean person, sometimes I enjoy a messy lifestyle!
• I'll start letting my guard down when people stop giving me reasons to keep it up.
• I'm shy. Most people don't take the time to explore the real me. So I'd like to thank everyone who has. Everyone who didn't, missed out.
• Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song!
• Story of my life: Searching for the right, but it's always avoiding me.
• I talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying.
• I've learned so much from making mistakes; I think I'll make some more!
• Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. All I want is someone to make me smile!
• Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story...
• Glance at me, laugh at me, talk to me... BE WITH ME!
• You - Can't - Be - Me.
• Love, love, love ME!
• Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
• Love me or hate me - I promise it won't break me!
• Nothing about me is original... I am the combined effort of everyone I've known...
• I am the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ;)
• I love what I did BEFORE the Internet!
• Me, perfect? NO!!!
• Giving up is always an option, but it's never MY CHOICE.

• Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me!
• WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
• I'm so HOT - I make fire!
• I live for the moments you can't put into words.
• I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.
• Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
• I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.
• My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...
• I can resist everything except temptation!
• I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!
• I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
• I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
• Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!
• I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!
• I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!
• I believe what we do flows from who we are.
• I am athletic. I surf the net.
• I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich and famous that's fine with me.
• I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!
• I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.
• Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
• Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
• I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!
• Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!
• I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!
• This is me! What you see is what you get.
• I am the yummy pie!
• I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!
• I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!
• If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.
• Normal people worry me!
• I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
• If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.
• You talk it. I LIVE it.
• I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!
• I am here for your entertainment!
• I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
• Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eedinghelp, (E)verything's wrong.
• I am the one your mother warned you about.
• I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.